TOWNER COMICS Cast of characters (Opens in new window. The rest open in same window) Buy ALL these strips in The Adventures of Towner & Friends Trade Paperback! Intro 1st strip - Towner & Butski Introduction of Dizzter Towner meets Cow More of Cow & Butski Towner plays race cars, Dizzter plays Transformers The Cookie Girl Gambit (A Sunday Strip) Keychain Kitties or Real Kitties? Keychain Kitty pt. 2 Don't mess with Peter Borg's Tender Viddles! Princie vs. Keychain Kitty Garbage Picker Butski & Keychain Kitty alliance God Doesn't Answer Prayers... Does He? Ricktor - Master of Flatulence Public School is scary for a little kid! Ian "The Brain" is always cooking something up. Usually not as smart as he thinks though.... Ian Throws Down The Gauntlet! The Legend of Uncle TrOgre Begins! The Cow's Donut Show! Cost ya' a coin! Meet Towner's Brother Mush... and his doll Babs.... Big brother pick on little sibling & evil doll UNCLE TROGRE! TrOgre pt.2 TrOgre & The Work Shed The Trap! The TrOgre Statue! Showing off the Hunter's Prize! Towner's TrOgre Display Mr. Welphy The Angry Neighbor Towner wants a race car Towner & Mush get pedal karts! Kids Downhill Soapbox Go-Kart racing A MOTORIZED GO-KART! Selling Your Childhood Toys for Fun & Profit! [Mixing two of the author's real-life hobbies! Collectibles & Karting!] Towner Rips Off Dizzy & Buys a Go-Kart! Bicycle Racing & Brotherly Love Bucky The Mudlava Monster! Beach Fun with Towner & Dizzy (Colorized version is print-exclusive) Colorized version of a summertime boredom Sunday strip Mrs. Roundtree & Cow's Madness = Lost Sanity Jo-Jo The Bully Has A Big Butt! Lying To Bullies for Self-Defense The 1997 Star Wars Special Editions Had Some Surprises.... Towner Does Not Like Public School... Will People Please Chain Up Their Big Mean Dogs?! [This really happened to me more times than I can count as a kid! Probably why I'm a cat person!] The Art of Changing The Subject Gabby, Long Hair & Towner Lazy Bean Bag Cat Nap Towner's Tree Fort Featuring Dizzy vs. Mush Dizzter, Mush & The Treefort Pt. 1 Dizzter, Mush & The Treefort pt.3 Halloween Storyline Start Hallowoeen #2 Halloween Strip #2 (Colorized Version) Halloween #3 Halloween #4 Halloween Trick-Or-Treating #5 Halloween Strip Storyline End Thanksgiving Storyline Start Thanksgiving Turkeys & Hams?! Thanksgiving Comic Series #3: Turkey Cookin'Thanksgiving Comic Series #4 - Dinner is SERVED! Thanksgiving End The Forkbees (Crazy Fad Christmas Shopping & Unloved Pets) Christmas & Holiday shopping trip strip Christmas #2 Towner Meets Santa Claus Santa's Wheels! Towner Hitching a Ride to the North Pole!  Towner Stuck in Santa's Rocket Sleigh! Reprinting the Towner Comics 1997 Christmas Storyline Towner Infiltrates Santa's Liar Collect all 579 million Star Wars, Transformers, G.I. Joes... ugh... welciome to my life! Santa and Frosty The Snowman in cahoots! Santa's GooD/Bad Mainframe Computor Maschine!1!1!! Meeting Santa's Reindeer Bringing Towner Home Christmas Eve! Err... practice run.... Christmas Day Comic! Snow through the eyes of a child... and an adult.... Sledding comics  SNOW DAY! School Closing comic  Excellent weather... for whom?! Warm weather is NOT good for snow forts... Towner - THE NINJA! Towner's Cat Peter Borg! Mr. Tomkin's Untimely Demise Circular Reasoning & Fossil Ages Summertime strips - Cow, Towner & Mush go trekking to find turtles & frogs! Summertime fun part 2 Towner finds a baby turtle! Towner on turtle/frog pet care Mixing my pet turtle hobby with my cartooning hobby... - Chris A girl in Towner's Treefort?! OUTRAGE! (Until he hits puberty that is...) Where's Welfdo? The Welphys go to the beach 1 Welphy Beach 2 Welphy Beach 3 Welphy beach - Old, fat, married men who look at young, toned, single babes on the beach... Towner At The Beach Towner dreading the 1st day of school... Waiting for the school bus with Gabby Public schools degenerated by leftist relativism Moral relativism and political correctness run amuck in secular humanist-run  (a religion) public schools School Trip #1 School Trip 2 - How leftist organizations inflitrate and brainwash students via 1-sided propaganda School Trip 3 School trip 4 - Not as far-fetched as it seems.... Mama the Butt... another angry neighbor Mother's Day Strip for Galletta's Greenhouse Galletta's Greenhouse ad for the Palladium Times, Oswego, NY Memorial Day (Galletta's Greenhouse Series) Memorial Day - Remember our soldiers! [For Galletta's Greenhouse] Galletta's Greenhouse ad (buy your flowers there, oh AND your Towner books!) Mother's Day! (For Galletta's) America's #1 Hobby (for Galletta's) Flower overload at Galletta's Greenhouse! Towner attacked by hanging baskets! (Galletta's Greenhouse) Ride the Wave at Galletta's Greenhouse Huge baskets takig over at Galletta's Greenhouse. Buy them instead of cheapo trash at sprawl-marts or high-priced speciality shops. Mother's Day Strip on forgottn Grandmothers (for Galletta's Greenhouse) Galletta's Greenhouse series *sigh* An example why artists should get paid before doing work. This was produced with no pay, no thanks, no usage, no nothing. Cartoon for my then-girlfriend More drawings for my then-girlfriend Christmas card for my fiance~ (Colored version lost) Galletta's Greenhouse sure does grow big and strong plants! Mother's Day (Based after my wife & her mom in Thailand) Memorial Day Ad Mush Feeding Plants - Galletta's Greenhouse ad as seen in the Palladium Times Newspaper Cartoon for my wife & her friends Cartoon for my wife's previous job in Computer Science New Character Cartoon for my wife Wedding Card Sampler for my wife's friend Doc Mush - the Plant Doctor! Mother's Day Memorial Day Ad for 2005 Mother's Day (Galletta's) Galletta's Greenhouse - the highest quality flowers for the absolute lowest prices. How do I know? Because I kill myself for almost no pay at both my artwork and working there! LOL! VOTE INCENTIVE: Christmas Comic for my brother & sister-in-law In Memorium John Galletta - for Galletta's Greenhouse Seeds & Memories: Great-Grandpa Galletta Memoriam [GallettasGreenhouse.Com] Grampa & Mush - Galletta's Greenhouse Birthday card for Thai Rose (of Oswego, NY) Owner Alek Coon's husband, Rich. Buy ALL these strips in The Adventures of Towner & Friends Trade Paperback! Also by the creator/author/artist of Towner: Classic ChrusherComix Also by the creator/author/artist of Towner: End Cycle #1